THE WAR ON MITES HAS BEGUN, BRING THE CHLOROX AND THE HOT WATER WE CHARGE AT DAWN

 

colossalcrimsoncanine asked
Dearest ColossalCrimsonCanine <3333

bc of u i’m eskimo brothers w/ a pineapple 

xoxo

chinatown84 asked
Dear ex boyfriend

where r the nudes %^(

pengaroo asked
Dear person I like

california and nevada might be border states but it sure as hell doesn’t seem like it :[

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

(Source: wishtoconfess)

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

birds confirmed to have evolved from dinosaurs

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

birds confirmed to have evolved from dinosaurs

(Source: nickholmes)

carrygan:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is this what my parents feel like