hello my name is brian and i have 212 black widows

 

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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude)

pengaroo asked
once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers u giant nerd

disgusting

1. i have been living a healthier lifestyle lately i only ate one ice cream sandwich yesterday instead of two fuckin ez

2. LONG HAIR DONT CARE 8)

3. im doing the wasp thing again wowie

4. IM NOT THE MAN I USED TO BE

5. occasionally i get motivated and do stuff and its REALLY SCARY BEING EVEN A LITTLE PRODUCTIVE but also very exciting holy

sir-p-audax:

I don’t usually reblog comics but
this is basically being a tarantula keeper in a nutshell.

sir-p-audax:

I don’t usually reblog comics but

this is basically being a tarantula keeper in a nutshell.

(Source: smellyhippiecomics)

ty falling-around

In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [wtf i dont have ten friends] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

1. Social Life in the Insect World - Jean-Henri Fabre
2. Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of History - Stephen Jay Gould
3. The Tarantula Keeper’s Guide - Stanley A. Schultz
4. Touching Spirit Bear - Ben Mikaelson
5. Dr. Axelrod’s Atlas of Freshwater Aquarium Fishes - Herbert R. Axelrod
6. The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck 
7. Animal Farm - George Orwell
8. Life is Not Fair… and Everything Else They Forgot to Teach You in School - Bill Bernard
9. Moby Dick - Herman Melville 
10. The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle

10 Friends - peer pressure is bad dont do it

did some “extermination” work at a friend’s house today, grappled with quite the infestation of black widows

found no fewer than 4 spiderlings and 7 adult females o god

yeah i “dealt with them” and stuff